2004/10/13

Americans are crazy #32

I'm going to France next month, so my wife and I picked up a French conversation CD. To show you how cheap or crazy Americans can be, check out these bizarre conversations that would probably never be in a regular conversation CD.

Lesson 12:

[mad tone of voice]
"Does anyone here speak English??"
[continues...]
"I NEED AN ENGLISH SPEAKING LAWYER!!"


Yes, so often I go to a foreign country and I just need to talk to an English lawyer. It happens more than you'd think!


Lesson 14
"Do you have a senior discount?"


Yeah, senior discount... in France. Okay... I'm sure French McDonalds has one.

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